its weird how different your life could be if people found you more or less attractive
If a white boy is talking to you just say “oh shit dude no way” and they’ll think you’re listening the whole time
Getting real tired of Tumblr bashing white boys like they’re cool. Like I’m a white boy and I don’t do anything cool
oh shit dude no way
"hey you have a zit on your-" YES. THANK YOU. I AM AWARE. I AM FULLY AWARE OF MY ACNE AND WHERE IT IS LOCATED. ALL YOU’VE DONE BY POINTING IT OUT IS HUMILIATE ME. THANKS. THANK YOU. THANKS A LOT.
Abdul Nasir Jangda (via rsvnr)
My dad bet me a trip to mcdonalds if I beat him in Mariokart let’s see how this goes
Princess Peach for the win bitches
My dad says he want a rematch
Some people never learn
Arctic Monkeys @ the Brit Awards through the years
Sophie Turner for Tatler UK (April 2014)
the guy who played all of the oompa loompas in charlie and the chocolate factory is named deep roy
Deep roy the chocolate boy
22 Adorable Animal Firsts
OMFG I LOVE THIS IM CRYING
The bulldog’s name is Shakespeare. I’m content.
One time when my music theory professor was a student in college, he had to accompany an extremely rude soprano for a recital. She treated him like dirt during rehearsals. Just before going on to perform, she made some really snide remark to him that ticked him off, so he transposed the piece up a half step. She cracked three times.
Always be nice to your accompanists, folks.
There is a special place in hell for people that are rude to their accompanists
when your favourite book character dies
is this a reaction or an example
my lit teacher cracks me up
the white guy is killin me
*looks nervously at obama* “h….ho………”