my friend Pete literally makes me cry with his snap stories
this is me, i am pete, love me
Waking up in the middle of the night and realizing you still have time to sleep
so my dad’s friend was bartending and saw a guy put something in a girl’s drink so while the guy turned around he switched their drinks and watched the guy roofie himself.
enough about sex positions has anyone discovered a reading position which doesn’t get uncomfortable after 5 minutes
me getting snacks for the turn up function
when you follow someone and they follow back immediately
Some people say I look like this guy by MrLegenDarius
OH MY GOD YES
Emma’s reaction to the Dark One
How to use sand to freak people out
Imagine if some guy was tripping and saw the woman, runs up to help her and she just crumbles apart in his hands. That’s gonna take the trip south.