iwilleatyourenglish:
iwilleatyourenglish:
once my baby was being really annoying so i put it in the basement but then i forgot and decided i didn’t want my basement anymore so i got rid of the door and then decided to do the rest later and when child protective services came they couldn’t get to my kid so they just wandered around my house
i’m talking about the sims please don’t call the police
goatmusk:
i always feel inclined to reblog this because it is literally the best hair flip in the history of hair flips
d-pressedlife:
suicidemydarling:
scars—tell-stories:
deez-sluts:
this IS THE CUTEST FUCKING THING EVER
the cat like kisses his head at the end omfg
My dog does this to my mom.
alelula:
rosy-vibes:
fauhxy:
instagram: @jen_aqu
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if youre attractive and you talk to me first, chances are im very confused
graceebooks:
we as a culture really intensely need to get over this idea that having positive feelings about yourself is a negative character trait
tavrissexual:
calm your shit barbie not everyone has white privilege like you do
hungarian:
it’d be cool to speak like 20 different languages & keep it a secret from everyone & then during a time of crisis, u could speak some fluent russian to some russian guy holding a gun to your head & all your friends will be like daaamn
